Sexiest thing of the week

I don't know how to add youtube videos because I'm lame. But go to youtube and look up "Gev Manoukian - Top 14 solo" and your life will be changed. If I ever figure out how to put it on here, I'll delete this and put up the clip. I think I did it once before but I don't remember how.

Best thing ever. Gev is such a hottie. So You Think You Can Dance is pretty much my only summer show (not including Psych) so I'll be reviewing after Wednesday night. I also got Scrubs seaosn 5 on DVD, so a favourite moments of that write up is coming asapularly.

Ugly Betty cont.

Well, now it's official. I have to add Betty and Gio to my couples list. I wonder who I should bump (NOT David Cook and myself, because we are hardly fictional.)

I've been watching the videos all morning, and they're exactly the kind of couple I love to obsess over. The banter and the playfulness but the LOVE. So hot.

My favourite episode is the second to last one, where they go to the dance and he tells her he doesn't want to be the rebound guy, but I also like the one where he takes her for a carriage ride on her birthday. The one where he competes with Henry for phone numbers is funny too. Stupid fatty Henry.

My theory for season 3 is that Betty's moving out. I think it would be too cliche if she went to Rome, unfortunately, and people are against the Betty/Henry thing enough that the writer's must have clued in not to take it further.

So this is yet another show I'll be hooked on in the coming tv season. It's a good thing I don't have much of a social life! Haha...so sad.

Ugly Betty, Season 1

I spent the last five days watching the entire season and I am officially up to date and am allowed to form opinions, such as "what a great show!" and "justin, be my wife!"

The premise is great, I guess because it was hijacked from somewhere down south (I want to say Mexico, but I won't). The characters are all pretty likable, with the exception of maybe Alexis. Marc is most definitely my favourite, and his friendship with Amanda is the best thing since....(insert funny fashion comparison here.) Betty's family is nice and warm and fuzzy (minus the traumatic events at the end) and Daniel is sort of likable when he's not boring me out of my skull. Christina and Wilhemina are Funny. Bradford's kind of a douche, but the mother is also funny. Great ensemble, great writing, and I freaking love this show!

My favourite episode was definitely the last one, which was brilliantly done, especially the montage at the end where Justin fake dies at the same time his dad actually dies.

I've watched a couple of season 2 episodes out of order, including the finale, and I must say I am totally a Gio girl. Henry's cute and everything (more so in the first season) but he's old news now, and he comes with way to much baggage (mainly a kid and being all the way across the country.) 

My take on what's going to happen when she leaves home with a suitcase is that she's going to move out and live on her own. The "high dive". She wasn't wearing a wedding ring, and Rome with Gio is too predictable, even if it's what I want. We'll see, because this is most surely a show I'll be watching in the fall.

Oh great, like I really needed yet another show to remove me further from reality still.

*Betty and Gio may or may not bump off one of the bottom couples on my list, I haven't decided yet. I need to watch all their scenes on youtube and then decide, so stay tuned!

P.S. I LOVE CRISTIAN DE LA FUENTE

Camp Rock

I was going to pretend I didn't watch it, I really was. But it just ended five minutes ago and I can't contain myself!

gah! It was so not good yet so good at the same time. The first enjoyable Disney channel movie ever (I'll go on the record saying I didn't much like High School Musical. Being forced to wacth it every day in the summer while babysitting eight year olds will do that to you.)

But Camp Rock was good. Lame, but it's audience will like that. I went into it expecting that, so I liked it. The characters were less annoying than in HSM, and the lead girl could actually sing. I really can't stand Vanessa whatserface, but Demi whatserface carries the name whatserface much better!

I like all the parts with Joe Jonas with no shirt and with Nick Jonas revealing his legs. I'll admit that much of the appeal for me were the super attractive main male leads. Call me shallow; it's probably true.

The songs were all decent. The ending was nice and conclusiony (although I really wish the characters would have made out. It would have given me so much more satisfaction.)

All in all, nothing fabulous, and tomorrow I'll probably go "what was I thinking?" but for now I'm riding the high.

America's Got Talent...except it apparently doesn't

Don't worry, I'm not going to start reviewing this show. You know why? Because it SUCKS.

I hate it. Nobody in their right mind should like this show, and I'm not even going to say no offence if you do. So there. The judges are retards (Sharon Osbourne is okay) and the crowd is a COLLECTIVE ASSHOLE. Why they feel the need to boo all those poor people I don't know. You don't see the Britain's Got Talent audience doing that. Just goes to show that Canada is the best.

I just want to go on the record saying that I LOVED that 80 year old tap dancer, Mary Something (Blythe?). She was so adorable and she should have been put through to the next round, or at least not been buzzed by the male judges. Yay for Sharon Osbourne for being nice, she's the only one that is remotely tolerable. I mean, what the hell does DAVID HASSELHOF know about talent? The last role I remember him having was in the Spongebob Squarepants movie. I mean, come on!

The four year old girl was a cutie, but she was no Connie Talbot. The opera guy at the end was good and everything, but Paul Potts already did that shtick. No one else stood out for me at all. Except those rapper violinist guys were kind of cool. I'm going to call them for winning.

Maybe it's just me, but this show really really sucks. Even more so than "How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria?" Haha. Reality tv needs to pick up the slack (AI and Jon and Kate Plus 8 aside). Remind me never to watch AGT ever again, okay?

Booth + Bones = BBest Couple (haha, I'm clever)

I maybe should have saved my favourite couple until the end of my couple write-ups, but I couldn't wait. Because I really love Booth and Bones! Like, a lot. Too much probably. But I don't even care. I rarely do.

I love them because:

a) They are both super attractive....especially him:)
b) They're funny and feed well off each other
c) Their chemistry is maximum
d) They love each other a lot. You can tell.

Again, I know they're fictional. I'm actually NOT one of those people who are convinced that fictional characters are real, hard as it may be to believe.

Top 10 Booth and Brennan moments:

1. When they were outside the diner and he put his finger under her chin (hotter than it sounds!)
2. When she was wearing that black dress in Vegas and he was all "DROOL"
3. When he pulled her out of the ground after she was buried in the car
4. When she was singing and then he got shot
5. When he gave her a "guy hug" but duh, he's in love with her
6. When she was crying in a barn and he gave her a hug
7. When he was drunk and he put his head on her shoulder
8. When he gave her a pig called Jasper
9. When he was sad about his sniper days and they held hands (pretty much)
10. When she went to visit him when he was in the bathtub and...he had no shirt on

These might not be totally in order, but I didn't put nearly as much time into the list as I did with Sawyer and Kate. I'm probably more dedicated to Sawyer and Kate, and I've loved them for longer, but RIGHT NOW, and OVERALL, with all the DIRECTIONS and WHATNOT, B and B are topping my list. Stoked for next September!

Sawyer and Kate = FATE

Except they probably aren't going to end up together, damn writers. Jack is such a fatty*

Sawyer and Kate should be together becaause they're both equally attractive....but the reason I really love them is because he loves her so much, which you can see on screen (but yes, I know they're fake and just good actors, but let me have my fun.) He loves her more than anything, and I like to tell myself she loves him the most too because again, Jack is a fatty.

I used to be okay with the idea that Jate wuld be the eventual couple, because I don't mind Jack and they're well suited, but then he turned into a fatty and now I can't stand them. My biggest hope is that she returns to the island and they are forever in love. Don't know what should happen with Aaron...Sawyer can become his temporary Daddy, or he can go back with Claire, maybe. Whatever, the kid's disposable. Haha.

I'm in the process of writing a FANFICTIOn (I'll admit I'm a loser, everybody laugh it up) where Kate jumped off the helicopter after Sawyer. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4315318/1/New_Beginnings
It's really rather fabulous. The arc between episodes 1-6 of Season 3 was my favorutie Skate junction, but I still have hope for them. Especially since the other night I had this killer dream where they were on a sailboat with Reba McEntire and all these tribespeople, and the sky was different colours and they were in an airtight chamber. And Fatty was having all these weird visions of fountains. It was the universe speaking to me!

The song that makes me think the most of Skate is Slide by the Goo Goo Dolls. Especially the line that says "what you see is what you are, and what you are is beautiful."

Also Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls, when it's all "I don't want the world to see m,e, cause I don't think that they'd understand, when everything's meant to be broken, I just want you to know who I am". These are both songs that Sawyer would direct at Kate with his incredibly sexy voice, and if she would pick Born to Run by Bruce Springsteen. "Tramps like us, baby we were born to run." As you can see, I've thought a lot about this. Did I mention I'm a loser?



My Top 10 Skate Moments

1. Sex in a cage!! ( and the "I love you" that follows) (3x06)


2. Making out while tied to a tree (1x08)


3. Her getting him to swallow the pill when he was sick (2x08)
4. Pickett beating him up so she'll say she loves him (3x04)


5. I Never (1x16)


6. When she comes back from rescuing Jack and they hug (3x16)


7. Him comforting her after Ana Lucia and Libby die (2x21)


8. Swimming in the waterfall (1x12)


9. Looking for each other before the raft leaves (1x23)


10. When she's pushed into his arms after being released from the Others (2x11)

The saddest thing was that I didn't even need to look up the episode numbers; I just knew. I really need a life. I really should have studied for my exams instead of rewatching Lost but WHATEVER.

Couple ranking on my top 10 list: #2


*what I call people I dislike; does not neccessarily mean they're overweight